We’re back! After a brief foray into Sidestoryland, we finally wade back into the murky waters of PLOT.
Will Nancy succumb to Gym Coach Theo’s violent advances?
Will Beatrice take Salome’s place as captain of the cheerleading squad?
Will Herbert ever finish sweeping the park and paying society for his petty felonies? Or will cancer catch up to him first? (Not pictured: a fifteen-minute-long coughing fit)
Look forward to the next season of… Birch Branches.



Is it lung cancer? Bert should probably put out that cigarette.
But then he wouldn’t be ~*~COOL~*~ and ~*~FLY~*~ anymore!
In which case he gets what he deserves, evil schemer that he is. But who’s the girl?
In the BG? That’s Nancy! In her sailor uniform.
Not pictured: her transformation trinket.